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June 29, 2006

Bush Twin Outsourced to Latin America

Adios. For the first time in the entire tenure of the Bush Administration, it appears that both Bush Twins will be gainfully employed as each decamps from the District of Columbia. Barbara moved to Manhattan in past weeks to take a job with a design firm while Jenna is rumored to be leaving the country.

Jenna, whose presence has long frustrated the hipster residents of Columbia Heights and Mount Pleasant (DC) is rumored to be leaving her third-grade teaching gig in Mount Pleasant for an undisclosed teaching position somewhere in Latin America. Reporters have spotted moving vans outside here Georgetown home as she is believed to be crashing with her parents at 1600 until she makes a run for the border.

Posted by TrailMix at June 29, 2006 12:12 PM